Dita Von Teese doesn't do sweatpants. In fact, the burlesque star doesn't even own a pair. "I don't have a casual alter-ego. I just don't get it. I don't even know where one would buy something like ...

Better yet, eschewing mouse and Movable Type, I would transport myself back to North Beach's beatnik days for a paint-stained smock and painfully tight beret. I'd put one over on "the man" by spending ...